The Covid-19 Panic Rocks My World!

THE FUN NEVER ENDS AS LONG AS COVID-19 IS ON THE MOVE!

OK, OK, I know people are dying and I know many, many more are losing their jobs over this idiotic virus, but some of the stories crossing my transom DO MY HEART GOOD.

>>  Oregon police asking citizens to stop calling 911 because they ran out of toilet paper!

>> Riot breaks out in a Costco store when the bottled water sells out!

>>  ER staff forced to wear bandannas over their faces, like bandidos in an old cowboy movie, because they are clean out of surgical masks!

>> Acetaminophen is almost sold out at Amazon -- the few remaining bottles are going for 40 to 50 smackers apiece -- in the wake of the news that other NSAID fever reducers like aspirin and ibuprophen can aggravate COVID-19 symptoms!

>> Garbage men, meter readers, and the people who stock the shelves at the dollar store are working with rubber gloves and dousing themselves with hand sanitizer every time they touch anything!

>> Police follow a semi truck after they spot the driver making a moving violation, only to learn that it's a stolen vehicle loaded with 18,000 pounds of toilet paper!

>> A man is caught on film breaking into a church to steal -- not the silver or the artwork -- but the Purell!

Best of all, while all this is going on, most citizens are IGNORING the most important safety rule of all when it comes to this virus:

STAY AWAY FROM OTHER PEOPLE.

>> When the colleges shut down to prevent spreading the virus, health inspectors quickly realized that the result was EVEN LONGER LINES outside the local bars, nightclubs and restaurants. 

>> The post office still has its daily long line of elderly people standing not even 2 feet away from each other, breathing each other's air and chatting companionably while they wait to get to the counter!

>> Families are making the most of their work furloughs by...going to stay with relatives!

>> Spring Break is undefeated, with thousands upon thousands of students converging on places like Lake Havasu and Miami for boogie-woogie on the beach!

>> And let me reiterate that they are freaking RIOTING over toilet paper right now, danger of infection or no...Tell me, does this look like proper "social distancing" to you?