Great Moments in Total Disorder

BEHOLD!

Here we have a website devoted to the design, construction, maintenance and display of ONE OF THE MOST RIDICULOUS DAMN THINGS EVER. It has no purpose, rhyme or reason. As far as I am aware, it isn't even being used to raise money for good causes. CHECK THIS OUT: its owners describe it as "annoying" and they claim to get complaints about its apparently transcendent, Platonic level of stupidity -- YET STILL THEY LABOR ON to keep it spruced up, running properly and IN THE PUBLIC EYE.

It is impossible to read about this astounding achievement without my heart bneating a little faster, without my eyes welling up in gratitude. Life will be truly great on the day I can see this marvel in person.