Project: Paint It Gold

See the wall clock in the illustration above? Now, wouldn't that look MUCH NICER in a cheery shade of gold? YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, is to take something like this OFF THE WALL (a Discordian specialty) and change it to a color that changes the apples from a common symbol of grade-school teachers or healthy living into a sure sign of Pure Chaos.

Sneak it back to its original position on the wall, mantel, etc., and SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES. Don't hold your breath waiting for someone to heap praise on your head. You've planted a seed, and it may take some time to sprout. At the worst, YOU WILL KNOW THAT YOU TRIED.