Apple Roller Of The Week!

 THERE WAS REALLY ONLY ONE SOLID CANDIDATE THIS WEEK:

Yuppers, Elon Musk got an honorable mention from me this week for ROLLING A GRENADE into Twitter, a once-famous social media platform.  The news articles have been coming THICK AND FAST as he dithered, month after month, over whether to buy it and for how much.  Then, rather suddenly, he wrote the check and from there, hey, EVERYTHING WENT SIDEWAYS.

>> Firing half the staff!

>> Then asking for a lot of them to come back after he realized he couldn't manage without them!

>> Stating publicly that he wouldn't  bring back anyone already kicked off for being too controversial -- you know, like the 45th POTUS -- until they "have a process," whatever that means.

>> Then proceeding to OUT-TRUMP TRUMP, making it TOTALLY UNNECESSARY to bring back The Donald by making several blame fool statements that even 45 wouldn't have thought of.  My favorite was the rumor that the right-wing fanatic who barged into Nancy Pelosi's home and fractured the skull of the House Speaker's husband was really Mr. Pelosi's GAY LOVER.  

>> Then wanting members to pay for the blue check mark that is supposed to prove that they are who they say they are.

>> Then allowing this to be posted with a blue check mark:

>> Which caused THIS to happen the the pharmaceutical company in question:

...And I've been pretty busy so I've probably missed EVEN MORE of this guy's golden apples.  

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, ELON.