Check This Out!!!

 If you click here you may still be able to obtain one of these:  https://glitzring.com/products/snow-white-apple-ring

It's called a Snow White Poison Apple ring on the sales site but -- very significant to Erisians eveywhere -- it's also described as a "Fairest One" apple.  

If it had KALLISTI printed across it I wouldn't even mind that it's RED instead of pure GOLD.

This might OUT a person at a job interview or something but it's perfect for religious rituals...

If you can't make it out the apple is also a LOCKET for carrying a dose of poison, but as a staunch, observant Discordian you might load it up with something more entertaining, like EX-LAX.