Election Day Discordian Moment

OK, there are these two people running for state rep in my area.  One is the incumbent; I've been hearing her name for years.  The other is a young guy who calls the incumbent a stale do-nothing.  HE will jump-start this state with his sheer dynamism. Or so he claims.  The incumbent says the upstart is an inexperienced know-nothing who has no idea what he's getting into.

So for weeks it's been Know-Nothing vs. Do-Nothing wherever you look.

And today in the polling place, what did I see?

NEITHER NAME IS EVEN ON THE BALLOT.