The Legal System Strikes Again!

This is a photo of a pile of sandwiches.

Only in Colorado, mind you.

There was some sort of legal dust-up down there concerning whether or not Colorado taverns were allowed to serve a drink without a nosh, and what kind of nosh you ask?  It had to be a sandwich, apparently.  SOMEBODY JUST MADE THAT RULE UP.  Don't ask me who; I wasn't there.  But there were all these places serving chicken wings. I guess they were known and loved for their chicken wings and when their customers ordered a certain drink they wanted a plate of wings with it.  Not a burger.  Not a bologna and cheese on 12-grain. Just the chicken wings, thank you, and maybe a dipper on the side.  

The answer to this staggeringly difficult problem?

Legally reclassify chicken wings as sandwiches. 

This is good.  Not quite as good as the way the Catholic Church reclassified the noble Capybara as a fish because they couldn't get the locals in the Amazon Basin to stop eating them on Fridays...but still very good. 

Just when you thought the legal field was starting to look dull and stuffy, Colorado saved the day for us all!