Says Here...

...that they have new legislation pending in Lansing, Michigan designed to give a shot in the arm to the flagging horse-racing industry.  GET THIS:  If voted in, this new law would allow you to bet on races that happened YEARS AGO. 

Pitcure it:  You place your bet.  A random-horserace-autodial machine then picks out a race that happened WHO KNOWS WHEN, and you find out whether your horse won or not.  Could be a Charlie Nobody horse, or it could be Secretariat.

THIS IS THE GREATEST NEW IDEA TO FLEECE THE PUBLIC OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS SINCE THE INVENTION OF THE ONE-ARMED BANDIT. 

THEY DON'T EVEN NEED LIVE HORSES.