Apple Roller Of the Year for 2018!

Out of a field of VERY stiff competitors, the one who rose head and shoulders above them all was:

Paul Manafort! 

>>  Described on the Net (accurately) as a lobbyist, political consultant, attorney, and convicted felon.

>> He's a lobbyist, all right, but not just for American political figures and American political causes.  He has also lobbied for Mobutu Sese Seko, a dictator; Viktor Yanukovych, former leader of Ukraine, currently hiding in Russia because he is wanted back home for treason; and Ferdinand Marcos, a much-better-known dictator than Mobutu.  Manafort appears to see NO CONTRADICTION between lobbying for guys like Ronald Reagan and also for guys who oppose EVERYTHING a half-decent American president stands for.

>> He's the guy who did Donald Trump's dirty work for YEARS.

>> He's the guy who then SQUEALED on Trump.  (To be fair, he was one of a number of squealers.)

>> And he's the guy who then APOLOGIZED for his role in the dirty work.

>> He's the guy who then turned around AGAIN and asked Trump to pardon him.  (We breathlessly await 45's answer.)  

And in this, my loyal readers, he has rolled the biggest, shiniest golden apple of them all right into the middle of the Bob Mueller investigation.  Why?  Because if Trump pardons Manafort, it almost guarantees that Trump will be IMPEACHED as a result.

What an incredible guy.  The nerve!

He was even born on April Fool's Day, for crying out loud.  Which means YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS GUY COMING.