Toss A Grenade: Today's Class Experiment

I know school is out for most of you at this writing, but FEEL FREE TO SAVE THIS UNTIL FALL.

Sitting in class can get so boring -- I don't need to tell you that. But any high school or (especially) college class can be livened up by simply using the word "abortion" in any sentence. Be sure to keep yourself out of the LINE OF FIRE by making the sentence neutral and inoffensive, like my favorite: "Just think how the abortion issue gets people hot under the collar!"

Roll this Grenade of Chaos into the classroom. Within 5 minutes, everyone in the room will be SCREAMING at each other. Then you can sit back and ENJOY -- you are now essentially sitting in the middle of a live-action re-enactment of the Battle of Stirling, as seen in Braveheart. There is nothing more fun than this on a dull day.