Congratulations To Kobb Laboratories!

I'd just like to high-five my dear friend Bill Kobb, proprietor of the labs, on the occasion of the new distribution of his old-school disinformational stickers, applied liberally to phone booths and produce pallets all over the greater Pensacola area. One you'll be able to spot on local pay phones says "DO NOT PRESS 7."

It's so good to know that someone is keeping the flame alive.

Before you use that pay phone to dial 911, loathsome do-gooder, KNOW THIS: Bill KObb is not his real name. It's an anagram for "KILL BOB."