Saturday, September 22, 2012

Just a Reminder...

This is the Pentagon with 2 mg of Lorazepam on board:

And here it is after the pills wear off:

To keep your Pentagon pentagonal, remember to keep the Lorazepam handy at all times:

Monday, September 17, 2012

Behold The 2 mg Aneristic Illusion!

OK, campers, every Discordian knows that the Aneristic Illusion -- the illusion that everything is under control -- is symbolized by a Pentagon.  Hey, it's symbolized by THE Pentagon:

Now, I want you to check out some other pentagonal objects:

Kind of soothingly white and symmetrical, aren't they? 

Know what they are?

They're Lorazepam tablets, sold under the trade name Ativan. This is the 2-mg size.

Know what happens when you take them?

They create the illusion that everything is under control.

Well, I just thought it was funny...