A Blessing From Our Lady Of Chaos

Yes...The Northern Lights were spotted this week in Alabama! Here in Michigan we're normally too far south to EVER see them. I have to like this, partly because certain spasmoid the-end-is-near types are BOUND to take this as evidence that the poles are shifting and Antarctica will soon be violently superimposed on Key West. Bring it, baby!

Underwear Bomber Pleads Guilty!

It's all over already! This morning in Detroit, Umar Faroukh Abdulmutallab just pleaded guilty to setting his own ass on fire, in protest against the killings of Muslims around the world.

WAY TO MAKE A POINT, MAN.

Steve, We Hardly Knew Ye...

 

Well, we've lost Steve Jobs, as I'm sure you've already heard. I am bitterly sad about this. WE NEED MORE GENIUSES, and we especially need ones as utterly DISCORDIAN as this guy. Imagine being such an abrasive renegade that you get fired by the company you started yourself! Imagine if you returned later and saved that company from certain destruction! Imagine cheerfully taking the world by storm, not once, but over and over again, in the teeth of derision and snarky comments about the great new thing you just invented that everyone is going to buy anyway, as if their lives depended on it! Imagine if your company's products were so great that nobody could find a damned thing wrong with them, even when they really worked at it!

Imagine if that company were named after...Apples!

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS ONE.